Poor-balance Beam

What is Poor-balance Beam?

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

See drunk, drinking, balance

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1. phrase (var. I do not believe it!) an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old..

Rekcarc

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