Poor-balance Beam

What is Poor-balance Beam?

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

See drunk, drinking, balance

Jessing

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W.a.r.t.e.r

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Zielenski

1. a surname for a person of polish decent. most spell the name differently, but in this case, there are 2 i's and 2 e's. anybod..

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