Poor-balance Beam

What is Poor-balance Beam?

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

See drunk, drinking, balance

Old Ass

1. Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old. Look at that old ass car. See ancient, old, prehistoric, relic, antique..

Biscuit-arsed

1. scottish origion; a state of confusion I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed...

Herbavorniforous

1. Having to do with being a herb; More than one person as in a species. All of those fags are Herbavorniforous. Your so freakin' He..

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