Poorice

What is Poorice?


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Poorice can be whatever you want it to be. But there is a catch. Poorice can be whatever you want it to be, EXCEPT FOR POORICE. Poorice can be a noun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, a metaphor, a simile... anything. It just can't be poorice.

"This cider tastes like poorice. Waaaaah."

Girl: Does this dress make my butt look big?

Friend: It makes your butt look poorice.

Confused: You say poorice can be whatever you want it to be...

Explainee: Except for poorice... :)

Confused: Yes. But what IS poorice?

Explainee: Whatever you want it to be, except for poorice :) duh.

Confused: BUT WHAT IS POORICE?

Explainee: Eurgh, give up.

See poorice, poo, rice, anything, you, want, it, to, be


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