Pooriod

What is Pooriod?

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

See poo, shits, diarrhoea, shart, fart

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