What is Pooriod?
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A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.
Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.
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