Poostache

What is Poostache?


1.

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

See brownnoser, kissass, shitstache, suckup, dirty sanchez

2.

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.

(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

See moustache, poostache, beard, facial hair, shitstains, toupe

3.

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

4.

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"


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