Poot Edit Meaning

1.

Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)

Excuse me, I just pooted.

2.

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

See Ryan

3.

Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".

Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**

See fart, shit, shart, stank, stinker, gas

4.

a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.

My butt went poot!

5.

1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.

2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.

3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)

4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.

"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"

See poot, rocko, rocko's modern life, fart, gas, cute, adorable, baby

6.

A word originated from Chaminade College School that basically means a girl is a slut/whore

1)Dave: Yo bro check out that poot

2)John: HEY YOU FUCKIN POOT!!!

See poo, poots, poot, po, slut

7.

The french way of calling a girl a betchh.

That is girll is soo mean she is such a poot.

See girl, french, language