What is Pootang?
1.
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
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2.
Another name for pussy
Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!
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3.
1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.
Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"
4.
A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.
Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?
Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
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5.
The gay version of "poontang".
Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
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6.
refers to virgin pussy
hey, that girl's got a pootang!
7.
like
I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny
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