Pootang

What is Pootang?


1.

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

See disturbed

2.

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"

Me-You Pootang!

See pootang

3.

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.

2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"

Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

4.

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.

Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.

See pussy, vagina, nipple, cunt, slime, dick

5.

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now

Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

See poo tang, poon tang, pootang, poontang, gay, bum sex, anal

6.

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

7.

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

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