What is Pootastic?
1.
Something that is fantastically shitty
You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'
Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'
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2.
Adjective describing something that is disappointing or crappy.
Tom Cruise's performance in Vanilla Sky was pootastic.
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3.
The state of being incredibly pooish.
Person 1: Dude, Caroline is being so pootastic!
Person 2: Seriously, what's her deal?
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