Pootastrophy

What is Pootastrophy?


1.

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.


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