Pootfail.

What is Pootfail.?

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.

Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

See poot, fart, turd, poop, shart

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