Pootify Edit Meaning

1. 3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant. Boss: "Why are you in such a ..

1. A slang term for male genitalia. Usually used in the context of masturbation. "When my chick won't let me hit it, I just jigg..

1. the ability to fuck shit up completely i was so going to bang her but then i pulled a kneeshaw and asked her if she had any STI's ..