Pootify Edit Meaning

1. A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment. Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"..

1. A person who consumes more than 3000 calories per day, resulting in NO weightgain whatsoever. Someone whose metabolism can compensate fo..

1. While performing oral sex on a woman, put her legs behind her head and go to town on every orifice she has. I would totally give that b..