Pootify Edit Meaning

1. A domesticated animal that mimics common garden plants; known to eat soil and chase chickens. Teh dogflower mangled my fuschias!!1!#@!..

1. this is an exclusive brand of clothing that wiggers (white guys who wanna be black) wear while chillin in their own respective hoods. W..

1. When you have been on the piss all night you're dehydrated like a mother and when you hit the pan for the morning leak, it stinks l..