Pootits

What is Pootits?

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.

Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!

Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??

See poo, tits, poobum

Finding Waldo

1. spanking the salami; like finding nemo, except with the whang. "I can't talk right now! Lorn'sfinding Waldo in the middl..

Empty Kitchen

1. What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen ..

5 Second Sam

1. a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam. Freya: How embarrassing ..

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