Pootits

What is Pootits?

1. An exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

2. A pair of tits, encrusted with poo.

Man 1: Oh no, we only have one beer left!

Man 2: Pootits!!! Now what are we gonna drink??

See poo, tits, poobum

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