What is Poot-n-scoot?
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The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!
"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"
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the feeling of being confused and horny at the same time.
She was cuntfumbled while she listened to her attractive anatomy teacher.
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To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer..
