Poot-n-scoot

What is Poot-n-scoot?


1.

The act of farting in public and then quickly vacating the area so that people don't know you did it. A distraction mechanism, like faking a call on your cell phone or messing with you iPod is a clever move. Try not to be noticed, and get out of there before the stank settles!

"I farted on the bus yesterday, so I immediately got off at the next stop and left the stank in the bus for the other schmucks. It was a perfect poot-n-scoot!"

See ditch, fart, poot, stank, cya


56

Random Words:

1. The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anythin..
1. A Light Emitting Diode indicator light which has had too much current put through it and no longer lights up as a result. When I hooked..
1. Another term for people from the Province of Quebec in Canada. Typically used by people not from Quebec. The man from Alberta refered t..