Pootons

What is Pootons?

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

See dingleberry, turd, shit, crap, caca

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