Pootons

What is Pootons?

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

See dingleberry, turd, shit, crap, caca

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French Fry Man

1. Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing..

Poopatite

1. Your feeling to poop I was going to the bathroom and the toilet was so dirty I lost my poopatite. See poop, poopatite, poopy, poo, poo..

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