What is Pootooth?
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The act of taking a picture of ones poo on your phone, and then sending it, via bluetooth, to any indiscriminate person who happens to be unfortunate enough to have their bluetooth on at the time
"Wow, I just laid a huge brick, i'm gonna have to pootooth someone with that gem"
"Oh my god, I can't believe that, some random has just pootoothed me, that is disgusting!"
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