What is Poowad?
1.
PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.
Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.
Usage example:
Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants
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-an asshole of a person.
-somone ugly enough to be mistaken for a five foot eightish lump of shit.
-a big lump of poo. see
"you fucking poowad!"
"wow, shes a real poowad."
"i cant get this goddam poowad outa my ass hair."
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3.
The clump of poo that gets stuck in your butthair if you dont wipe properly. Becomes a bitch to yank out if too dry.
I sent shivers up my spine when I yanked out a poowad after a long night of drinking.
