What is Poowank?
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When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.
Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.
Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."
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paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm
"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"
Random Words:
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Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.
Guy 1: "Why don't yo..
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Accidentally shooting your friend while hunting (usually while drunk.)
Hunter A: "Oh man, I accidentally shot Jethro the other day..
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When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
Last night aft..
