What is Poowank?
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When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.
Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.
Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."
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paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm
"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"
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