Poowank

What is Poowank?


1.

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."

Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"

Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

See feces, masturbation, coprophilia, sick, shit, wank, jack off, fap, fapping

2.

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"


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