What is Pooze?
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A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.
"Pooze, lookin super soft man."
"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"
"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom
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a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.
"His mud-butt started to pooze"
"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"
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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.
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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.
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The slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum. Pooze is also known for the extra thick blood created by the anal fissures that a woman suffers after savage anus pounding.
Fred exclaimed to his friend that the god damn bitch got pooze all over his dick, forcing Fred to give her a poozey dirty sanchez.
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Pooze is a contraction of
"DAMN girl, your pooze tastes good!"
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see "poozer"
