What is Poozer?
1.
A word Green Lantern Kilowog used to describe
a people from time to time.
Kind of like "jack-ass" or "putz"
Native of Bolovax Vik, Kilowogs Home planet.
Hal Jordan: "I don't like that Guy Gardner punk. He's got a real shitty attitude."
Kilowog: "Yeah, he's a real Poozer."
Guy Gardner: " Hey, what are guys talking about ?"
Hal Jordan: "mmm....nothing."
Kilowog: " Definitely not talking about you being a Poozer or anything."
Hal Jordan: " Hey, I got and idea. Why don't you go hang out with your buddy, G'nort ?, rember how cool he is ?"
Guy Gardner: "I fucking hate you guys."
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2.
Something smelly or unpleasant, especially when regarding excrement.
"My guinea pig stinks so much, I have to change his cage 5 times a week!"
"Wow, what a poozer."
3.
A drippy, frumpy-ass loser. Usually seen in ironic t-shirts (i.e. "Take Me Drunk I'm Home"), psorasis, and acne.
The guys playing Magic Cards at that table over there are a bunch of poozers.
4.
An Asshole (the literal sense of the word as in the anal opening)
I have an itchy poozer.
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5.
A word used to describe a black person, usually Moari that has a white Shaft, pink knob and Black Sacks.
The Size of the penis is usually very miniture
sam: far out that josh guy is a poozer
Gareth: yeh bo I heard bout his pink knob and shit
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6.
a southern term for shit (otherwise known in the literal sense like shit from your butt)
like a log (in the toilet)
