What is Pop A Smurf?
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A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
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going over to a girl's house late at night to get some ass, possibly doing her until she is "filled with the holy spirit"..
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The way a zebra says "exactly"
Guy: Hey, a zebra. What are you doin'?
Zebra: Drinking water! What do you think!?
Guy: ..