Pop A Socket

What is Pop A Socket?


1.

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"

Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!

Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"

Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"

Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"

Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

See body builders, muscle, pain, vomit, physique, weightlifter

2.

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.

See lighter, fire, smoke, tobacco, prison, jail, Dark Lord

3.

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.

Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.

See light, lighter, fire, electricity, prison, jail, cigarette, smoking, Dark Lord


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