What is Pop A Squat?
1.
When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.
Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes
Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!
2.
What a street ho does when she has to urinate
Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat
3.
to sit down or to take a seat.
Yo, pop a squat over here.
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4.
When ones friend tells you to have a seat
Hey pop a squat there man.
5.
A bastardization of "
Vivian: Well, I'm gonna give, um—you'll buy a snap dog; we'll cop a squat under a tree somewhere.
Edward: Cop a what?
Vivian: Cop a squat.
This is from "Pretty Woman." Notice it's cop, not pop a squat.
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6.
To sit down, usually used by kids.
Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.
Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.
7.
A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.
Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!
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