What is Pop Music?
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The sound a dying mongoose makes from its anus as it dies
BOB - "Shit, is there a dieing mongoose in your living room?"
FUCKWIT - "no, thats my Britney Spears CD"
BOB - My eyes are bleeding....
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the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political eligiousprofane because the people that make it have no balls
man MTV's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk
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Popular music. A collective genre, also referred to as Pop, Chart Music, Top 40, or Hits, it primarily focuses on wide circulation, sales and the marketability of the "artists" than on creative or artistic content. Pop can range from Dance, R&B, Rap, Country and Rock, but is generally the most "diluted" form of any genre it emulates. Pop songs generally have a 3-minute, hook/verse structure (although many ballads have made it to the charts) written for immediate likability, often written by corporate record label executives, and "pushed" by a front-person or people, commonly referred to as the artist or artists.
When initially identifying a pop artist, mass production and circulation are the biggest indicators. Check mainstream media/entertainment outlets, such as MTV, VH1, E!, Rolling Stone magazine, or the "New Releases" or "Heavy Rotation" section of the local music store.
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The catagory with the fastest band deathrate ever achieved in music.
Backstreet boys got popular, then pow!
Spice Girls got popular, bickered among each other, sang on their own, then pow!
Britney Spears got popular, then pow! Shes a porno star among cyber-wienies!
This is the cycle of pop music. Don't be a pop artist, they'll love you, then they'll hate you.
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gay music that 12yr old girls listen 2
pop music sucks balls
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Musical noise which, when repeated over and over, is used as a tool to extract a profit from dimwits. Lacking the ability to categorize this rhythmic noise under any standard genre, record company executives have come to call it ‘pop music’ because they can convince some people it is popular and therefore must be worth listening to.
Don’t you just love pop music artists such as Britney Spears?
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Music that is usually used in order to make ones ears bleed
"Hey, lets go listen to some pop music, I feel putting myself through hell!"
