What is Pop Tart?
1.
A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
2.
A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
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3.
n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
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4.
a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)
Mtv is the pop tart channel
5.
coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.
"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.
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6.
"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2
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7.
An act of fellatio during the morning following a night of sexual intercourse
Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a Pop Tart.
"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a Pop Tart!"
"Honey, do you think I could get a Pop Tart when we wake up?"
There's no better way to start your day than a nice Pop Tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!
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