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Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.
"...dang if i didn&a..
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The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.
DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?&..
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The art of placing ones testicles over an unsuspecting victims eyes while passed out and inserting penis in mouth.
Fernando was so drun..
