What is Popcorn Crotch?
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Popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. Usually covered in butter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good
Hey Aunt Sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. Gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.
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