What is Popcorn Fart?
1.
A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.
With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.
2.
The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?
Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
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3.
something that is very dry.
a peice of bread without butter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
4.
Jonathan "The Coach" Coachman
Coach is nothing but a popcorn fart...all the people will be chanting his new name to come...
5.
A regional term meaning very arid, unique to the small iron mining town of Republic, Michigan which is near Lake Superiors Southern shore. Sometimes used to describe the current weather or a super-heated Finnish sauna.
"Damn, it's drier than a
popcorn fart in the month of July."
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6.
A fart that's hot enough to air-cook popcorn.
It's hotter than a popcorn fart in Georgia.
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7.
wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell
it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night
