What is Popcorn Kernel?
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A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).
If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.
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When a man blows his load in spots on something dark colored (most likely clothing) so that when it dries, you have an inside out dalmat..
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An irrection, boner
"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."
"Oh god! Go walk that off!"
See boner, jim dandy, hard..