What is Popcorn Kernel?
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A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).
If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.
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21st century life after 9/11 comprised of daily consumption of prescription pharmeceuticals in order to make life worth living.
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A male or female who sucks chodes.
Tim: Dude that guy is a chode yodeler.
Frank the Tank: Yeah hes pretty gay...
