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uhm-bil-i-gold Any lint, crud, dirt, candy or treasure found while digging in your navel.
Man to wife: Look! I found some umbiligold!
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...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
Ugly beyond..