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When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.
Alan was..
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When you spray fart on a girl when she is licking your taint. The girl then throws up on your balls all the while she is jacking you off..
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When one gets on a table without your pants on, and swing your junk left to right.
I did a Grandfather-Clock to your mom..