What is Popehog Day?
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Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
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