Poppa Smurf

What is Poppa Smurf?


1.

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)

BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

See boner, smurf, erection, chick, fart

2.

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf

See dick, smurf, cum, spoof, knob


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