What is Poppa Smurf?
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To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!
"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"
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2.
Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
That dick looks likes poppa smurf
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