Poppadum Sock

What is Poppadum Sock?


1.

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.

"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"

See jizz, sock, mop, rag, wank


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