Popping Boners Edit Meaning

1. A moat made of an emo's tears. Often filled with the angst and sadness of a thousand fagoths. Bryan: Hey Emo! Go cry me an emoat! ..

1. to be the first person to have sex with a virgin I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!..

1. To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands. Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!..