Pop-tart

What is Pop-tart?


1.

somebody that claims to be tough...hard on the outside and soft inside.

Don't worry about that guy, he's just a Pop-Tart

See soft, fake, wimp, punk

2.

(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")

A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.

They Exhibit traits such as:

not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....

"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"

"She's a pop-tart alright"

See teen, poptart, pop tart, teenie, bopper, high school, girl, girls, little

3.

Noun An act of fellatioduring the morning following a night of sexual intercourse

Before she left for class in the morning, I asked her if she could give me a pop-tart.

"Man, that was a hell of a night! I sure could go for a pop-tart!"

"Honey, do you think I could get a pop-tart when we wake up?"

There's no better way to start your day than a nice pop-tart and a frosty glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!!!

See morning head, rise and shine, breakfast in bed


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