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a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably
...and there she was, on her arse, propped up ..
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A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.
Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank..
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Using more than one abbreviation in a row.
Abbreviation stacking looks like this: Wouldn't've or you'll've'd
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