What is Porcelain Crayon?
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1: A turd
2: Fecal matter
"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
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A man who is poorly endowed and tries really hard in bed to compensate, but usually fails.
Jill: Every time I go to bed with my boyfrie..