What is Porcelain Cruise?
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A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.
After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!
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When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.
Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!
Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.
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