What is Porcelain Hate Crime?
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1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
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