Porcelain Hate Crime

What is Porcelain Hate Crime?

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.

Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.

See dump, deficate, crap, shit, drop a bomb

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