Porcelain Pony

What is Porcelain Pony?

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

Scrub A Tub

1. Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war..

Zobey

1. a woman who talks in a false deep man voice; often extremely sexy; exudes sexiness. man, did you say that chick? she is so zobey, i wan..

Funtari

1. A type of animated porn where a girl (Range from like 10 to beyond) Either is hung like a fucking small child is straped to their crotch..

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