What is Porcelain Shrubbery?
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A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.
"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."
"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"
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indie fishes are like bohemian sea critters not conforming to the mindless instinct induced schools
they also sometimes wear their gill..
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punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.
I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers...
