Porcelain Shrubbery

What is Porcelain Shrubbery?

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."

"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

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