Porcelain Slammer

What is Porcelain Slammer?


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when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

See doggy style, toilet, backdoor, funny


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