Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Ttysot

1. abbreviation for talk to you some other time user one: i gtg bye user two: ttysot then See ttysot, bye, gtg, ttyl..

Nixxy

1. the most beautiful girl iv ever known. I was such a fool to let go of her. Now i will be forever lost without her. I love you Brad: i n..

Quarta-coon

1. If you have a black friend (Jazz) who is a Half-Rican and has a child with a White Girl, then his son is a Quarta-Coon. Jazz and his Ba..

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