Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Jepko

1. a man who creeps and stalks men to blow a load in a guys asshole The man was Jepkoing around and blew his load in the mans asshole. T..

Thero

1. slang for a penis, short for "the hero", shorted to "t'hero", and eventually to "thero". Sometimes fo..

Raped Zeus

1. 2 bust ass...fart, cut cheese, break wind, u get the idea ....(phhhhhh) wut the hell was that? AHHH, just raped zeus dude!! See far..

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