Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Quinting

1. When you feel like you have to sneeze, and then you don't. Oh man, I hate quinting. It makes my eyes water. See sneeze 1. When..

Shumpty

1. keeping it real... keepin' it street dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv See stush, proper, real, true, serio..

Ice Wings

1. Having sexual relations with someone who is on the Antarctic continent or has been to said continent. I earned my ice wings last night...

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