Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Clicking Hand

1. The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbatingwith the other. This is to avoid..

Iins

1. Immediately if not sooner "Pass me that bottle of absinthe IINS!" See now..

Riis

1. used to replace cool, awesome, tubular etc. that icecream cone is riis! scope dat shorties azz, it riis..

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