Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Tuckett

1. Ginger pubed freak, that enjoys taking advantage over Fuglies when they are passed out. takin advantage = being fucked by pogs. etc. ..

Quillin'

1. Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil... acting as such... Duuuuuuuude... are you quillin'? 1. Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil...

Yeemanski

1. A term used for asians when getting called to the yard by a montana tough ass wanna be, most likely both drunk and a Yeemanski wont figh..

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