Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Fantasterrificul

1. A combination of "fantastic", " terrific", and " wonderful". adj. Meaning extraordinarily good. Today wa..

Mooker Spooker

1. A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents fo..

Keemon En

1. pronounced keee-moan-en. spoken fastly. meaning "come on then" Spoken by Geordie Charvs, largely found in new monkey and am..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Porcelain Surprise Edit Meaning