Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

The Bald Eagle

1. when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush. 1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread.. OR 2..an speadeagle that ha..

Fooby

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Nebraska Football

1. The "N" on the helmet as been rumored to stand for "nowledge", but that is false. The true meaning of the "N&qu..

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