Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

Knowsfords

1. A guy who sits on irc and quotes futurama alot shut your fucking face with the futurama quotes! See anon 2. a person who knows a fai..

Pedro

1. Someone who has an enormous dick but won't admit it. Pedro loves to masturbate his huge dick in front of his family. See anonymou..

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