Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

Zorba The Geek

1. the biggest possible geek...must have glasses Brendab Kelly is just like Zorba the Geek...

Frosch

1. German for frog. Also a character played by Billy Connolly in Das Wildermaus. Das kleine grün Fr0sch..

Z-rod

1. My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!! Tie him down by Z-rod... See pecker, weiner, cock, pee hole..

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