Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

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