Porcelain Surprise

What is Porcelain Surprise?

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

See shiting, pooping, surprise, splash, toilet

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Oh Snoap!

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Gnop-gnip

1. Ping-Pong spelled backwards. This just in: "Ping-Pong" spelled backwards is "Gnop-Gnip". See ping pong, weird al, ..

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