Porcelain Touch

What is Porcelain Touch?


1.

when you slap someone in the back while they are pissing in a urinal so hard, or with such a pinpointed force that they are cuaght in limbo and they weiner touches the porcelain, since it is out becuase of peeing.

dan-hey john are you happy

jim- porcelain touch say what

mike- *slap*

all- haaha we got ya( as johns "dick" touches the dirty herpes ridden urinal)

john- damn

mike- yea damn

jim- hahaaha

all- hahah yea samn

See peeing, pee


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