Porcelain Tuck

What is Porcelain Tuck?

1.

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."
56

Random Words:

Zertron
1. The mighty Zerton is a large green animal, which is found in and around Rhode Island. It spends the majority of its life wild in the for..
Read more
Jarrod Anderson
1. a guy who has sex with hayley feltham constantly hayley: "hey jarrod wanna have sex, im a pharmacy assistant and can get free con..
Read more
Pantech C3
1. The world's Smallest phone. EVER. Attracts girls because smallness=cuteness. Rumored to be orgasmic. WHOA your pantech C3 is RE..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free