Porcelain Tuck

What is Porcelain Tuck?

1.

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."
56

Random Words:

Nwot
1. On ebayit is the short form of New Without Tags. The hand is brand new but it's condition is NWOT. See new, old, ebay, shop, tag..
Read more
Leap Year
1. (n.) A year where Febuary has 29 days. This is because the earth actually takes 365.24 days to orbit the sun completely. This figure is ..
Read more
Ttmon
1. Tulsa, Tokyo & The Middle of Nowhere, a Hansontour video. Oh man, I was feeling reminiscy and watched TTMON the other night... Hans..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free