Porcelain Tuck

What is Porcelain Tuck?

1.

When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.

"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."

Random Words:

Zreffej

1. a bloke who is tanked up and is considered illegal in most countries with skinny people in, but from his undoubted buffness, his genital..

Zouxst

1. Zouxst- to run at some one with a pencel like in a midievel joust. I heard Darren was in the hospital. Yeah, bitch lost a zouxst. Tha..

Eyecum

1. A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free

Porcelain Tuck Edit Meaning

1.

Random Words:

Best StartPage for your browser.

Porcelain Tuck