What is Porcelain Tug?
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(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
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Another sparerib. Typically used to ask if someone is willing to part with thier last sparerib.
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A joke which everyone comprehends except a few.
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