What is Porcelain Tug?
1.
(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
See
Random Words:
1.
when youre lickin your girls puss and extend the tongue to lick her asshole!
i heard tom hit his girl with 69 and some change. i always..
1.
to describe the cost of something with little value.
you tight bastard Steve, that present must have cost you shlumpence!
See shlump..
