What is Porcelain Tug?
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(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
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Having VERY itchy nutsdue to a some infection or std...
circa 90's
Bro1: dude my nuts have been killin me they itch something bad..