What is Porcelain Tug?
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(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.
The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
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You are so happy to see/talk to someone.
Dog: Hi im back!
Cat: OMgsh i havent spoken to you in ages! -tackleglomp-..