Porcelain Tug

What is Porcelain Tug?


1.

(v.) masturbation while sitting on the toilet.

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."

See toilet, masterbation, masturbation, jacking off


0

Random Words:

1. noun: an extremely sweaty person This workout is making me sweat like a D'uva! See alex..
1. Star Wars related pubic hair disaster I got her back to mine and offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the ..
1. An adverb describing an action as unholy. The sociopath unholily placed the cat into the microwave. See badly, evil, unholily, un, hol..