Porcelingus

What is Porcelingus?

Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

See femblumpkin, female blumpkin, blumpkin, cunnilingus

2 And 8

1. sarcastic phrase used when one is bemused at a "mate" hence the "8" for unsavoury behaviour. "2 and 8, cheers ..

Vaginalube

1. Lube that is for someone that has a really dry pussy and their lesbian partner has a strap on that will not penetrate through the hole. ..

Zoolander

1. By far the greatest movie ever made! if there is anyone out there that disagrees they are obviouly mentaly retarted, that or they are on..

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