Porcelingus

What is Porcelingus?


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Female version of a Blumpkin: Performing cunnilingus on a female while she defecates

Did you hear? Jack White gave Meg porcelingus before their show the other night. The mic he used now smells like fish & shit!

See femblumpkin, female blumpkin, blumpkin, cunnilingus


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