Porch Apocalypse

What is Porch Apocalypse?


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When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.


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