Porch Apocalypse

What is Porch Apocalypse?


1.

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.


43

Random Words:

1. When a man has viewed and, god forbid it, touched your penis whilst you were asleep / unconscious. Godamit would you know I was Aldridg..
1. Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer. "Hey..
1. Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with th..