Porch Apocalypse

What is Porch Apocalypse?


1.

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.


43

Random Words:

1. Me,or Sterling.everyone gives me attention because of my abnormally large ass. See EvLBloodyMary..
1. the best writer in the world she wrote amazing stories duuuuuuude ellen hopkins is waaaaayyy bangable. i totallllly read alll her boo..
1. An abnormally tall Indian that loves curry and greasy cock Person 1:Where's all my curry? Person 2: I know, its probably that Zam..