What is Porch Beaver?
1.
1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).
Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."
See
Random Words:
1.
Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot
'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolu..
1.
To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..
