What is Porch Beaver?
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1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).
Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."
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A hoe that won't just have sex with you in a staircase. A woman who considers herself classy. So if you call her out on being a hoe..
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What many people would do for someone who they want to bone really badly.
Specifically: Dane Cook, Vin Diesel, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god ..
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also see definition nyahx3
origins: oc...not "the oc"
-a lover of bunnies
-all around kind human being
-one having a sexy ..
