Porch Beaver

What is Porch Beaver?

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"

Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"

Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."

Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

See vagina, camel toe, cooter, mons pubis, cootch, labia majora

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