What is Porch Beer?
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A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!
You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.
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When you don't feel justified paying 7.99 for a beer at a local bar, when you can buy the 6 pack and have 6 friends over for the same price, drinking beers on the front porch.
I wanted to go out, but my budget was tight so i called my pals and invited them over for porch Beers. First round is on me!
Random Words:
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The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else.
My favourite part was the instant I released..
