Porch Cat

What is Porch Cat?


1.

A cougarthat is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.

Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.

Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!

See cougar, puma, bobcat, kittens, manther

2.

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

See asian, chigger, nigger, porch monkey, rice, gangsta


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